by Anne
WOOOOO blogging in the car!!!! I won't be watching the game until after at least the second period is over. God bless DVR. All I wanted to report is that the other day MK (my sister, for those keeping score) made an excellent observation:
"When he's wearing his helmet, Drew Stafford looks like a brontosaurus."
THINK ABOUT IT, ITS SO TRUE.
Out of the helmet, Staffy does not appear to resemble any prehistoric reptilian creatures, but when his noggin is helmet-clad: dinosaur.
I'd like to upload photographic evidence but I have no idea how to do that on an iPhone.
Word. Here's to a big win today!!!!!
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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Hahaha, I can totally see that dinosaur vibe too.
ReplyDeleteNow I think everytime I see Drew on the ice today, I'll have to yell 'BRONTOSAURUS!'
ReplyDeleteI don't know if you watch Heroes at all but with his crazy eyebrows... he reminds me of Sylar...
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