We have our first appearance of a Sabre at the IIHF Hockey Championships for Division 1.
In this corner....wearing #26 for Team Austria iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis Thomas "SabreBritney" Vaaaaannnneeeekkkkk!
Woooo! Britters is a total BFD (big f$%@*in' deal) over there, and I find it exciting.
In their fist game on April 13 against Korea, Austria won 8-0. Britters didn't get a goal, but he had 2 assists:

Woooo!
In Game 2 on April 14, v. Great Britian, he had a hat trick! Wooo! He likes those. Austria beat Britian 10-5:

Question: Who's surprised that his first goal was a tip-in?
Answer: No Sabres fans

Question: Who's surprised that his first goal was a tip-in?
Answer: No Sabres fans
In Game 3 (today) he had 2 goals when Austria defeated The Netherlands 4-1:



Wait, these games are going on now? Dude, I'm in Austria! Why is no one talking about it?! I want my hockey fix!
ReplyDeleteHeh, maybe I should like... pick up the paper every now and again. Or something.
In any case: Wooooo, Vanek!
Gambler! Grab your Yo-yo jersey and head to Innsbruck! Tell Vanek we said hi!
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