Tuesday, January 29, 2008

What's next?

By Anne

He wins the "you know what" before Millsey. Fine, whatev, he lucked out on that one by being on the Ducks roster at the right time, and I'm happy for him. Drewzer also got engaged first. Being wholly indifferent to Millsey's marital status, this doesn't truly bother me. All fine, but now, Drewzer gets to add another list of things he's done that Millsey hasn't:

Being the first Crunchy to hang out with Snoop Dogg.

Well, unless Millsey or his other siblings have rap recording contracts we don't know about, he's the first.

Fine, Drewzer, be that way. You're my 2nd favorite Drew in the NHL. And my 2nd favorite Anaheim Duck. And my 2nd favorite Miller brother. So there's three things you aren't first in! Boo-ya.

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