Thursday, February 21, 2008

Ahem...please disregard that last post

by Anne

Now, in the clear light of morning, I can more accurately compose my thoughts about last night's game (which was TOTALLY AWESOME, btw).

Ok, in all seriousness, the level of disgust and despair I felt all the way up to the 17:30 mark of the 3rd was really depressing. I genuinely hated the Sabres at that moment. It made me sad. I wanted so badly for this team to step it up and just when they needed a win, and just when they had the perfect opponent to come out strong against, they were royally effing it up.

When I made Cory change back, it was just so I could see for myself that the Sabres had officially lost and officially slipped down to at least 10th in the standings. Imagine my shock and confusion after 2 rather large vodka tonics and a half an episode of Futurama when the first thing I see when we turn back is Hank the Tank standing on the ice in "Let's do this" pre-overtime hanging around mode. I really thought Cory had effed up and we were watching the end of the Devil's game from 2 weeks ago. But, nope!

I was freaking out: "What the heck happened?" MK: "Did they take away a Tampa goal?" We were totally flabbergasted, Cory, as usual, showed little emotion.

Thomas Vanek, I guess you're going to be needing this:



Carry the team in sparkly style, Thomas. It looks like Millsey's:

Except, his has a tasssel and a leash for Pommerdoodle

Starting with great goal scoring, followed up with ballsy statements and then continued with even more TOTALLY AWESOME goal scoring, you, Thomas Vanek, are TOTALLY BAMF.

Millsey: Thanks for carrying the team for me tonight, my back gave out on Saturday

Britters: No problem, buddy.

Also, MAD props to TimmyHo, Roysie and Sissy for their outstanding play last night.

I was totally amazed at how quickly this team could regain my love. 5 minutes? Just when we really needed him, Britney kicked it into high gear. How many game winners have you put away? 5 so far this season? And our only 2 goals this past weekend?

You totally earned this:

Britney Roysie and Timmy were quite a trio last night, lookin' good boys! Keep it up!

(p.s. the "I heart Buffalo hockey" rally sweatshirt was brought out and it TOTALLY worked).

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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