Monday, April 21, 2008

Let's Do It For Our Country

by Anne

Shout out to Grease 2 (aka the Greatest Movie of All Time)

Ok, so with Team Austria already completed their cleaning up at the IIHF World Championships Division 1, the Penguins STILL between rounds and Calgary STILL not having yet elimidated San Jose, I find myself in a bind.


Therefore, with no other hockey to turn to, I look to Team USA. on Friday, the teams shedjwool was announced. Feel free to stalk the American player of your choice. Their highly jam-packed (read: they must have closed practices too, right?) practice shedjwool can be found here.


You can attend their practices!......in Maine?! What the heck? I'm pretty sure Buffalo has some empty ice rinks that Team USA can use! So WHAT if Maine is technically the closest you can be to Halifax while still technically being the in the continental United States.


FYI, here's the IIHF World Championship Tournament game schedule:


What's that? You want a photo array of the gentlemen appearing in the tournament? OK!


Goalies:

Robert Esche, Former Olympic Team member


Craig Anderson, Florida Panthers

Defense:

Tim Gleason, Carolina Hurricanes



Keith Ballard (right) Phoenix Coyotes




Tom Gilbert, Edmonton Oilers

Matt Greene, Edmonton Oilers

James Wisniewski, Chicago Blackhawks

Forwards:

David Backes, St. Louis Blues


David Booth (former Amerk), Florida Panthers

Dustin Brown, LA Kings

Jeff Halpern, Washington Capitals Dallas Stars Tampa Bay Lightning

Kaner!!!


Peter Mueller, Phoenix Coyotes

Patrick O'Sullivan, L.A. Kings


Who the hell is that guy?

I don't know who he is, but he suuuuure is cute


So the dude is Buffalo native Lee Stempniak but how ADORABLE is that little girl?

There are our country's representatives, to date. Nice.

3 comments:

  1. David Booth= Derek Roy's BFF.

    That Dustin Brown dude is pretty hot.

    Why does Staffy always look like he's about to kill somebody?

    ReplyDelete
  2. This is by far the best title that a blog post could EVER have!!

    Who doesn't love Grease 2??!

    ReplyDelete

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  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
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  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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