Monday, April 21, 2008

Let's Do It For Our Country

by Anne

Shout out to Grease 2 (aka the Greatest Movie of All Time)

Ok, so with Team Austria already completed their cleaning up at the IIHF World Championships Division 1, the Penguins STILL between rounds and Calgary STILL not having yet elimidated San Jose, I find myself in a bind.

Therefore, with no other hockey to turn to, I look to Team USA. on Friday, the teams shedjwool was announced. Feel free to stalk the American player of your choice. Their highly jam-packed (read: they must have closed practices too, right?) practice shedjwool can be found here.

You can attend their practices! Maine?! What the heck? I'm pretty sure Buffalo has some empty ice rinks that Team USA can use! So WHAT if Maine is technically the closest you can be to Halifax while still technically being the in the continental United States.

FYI, here's the IIHF World Championship Tournament game schedule:

What's that? You want a photo array of the gentlemen appearing in the tournament? OK!


Robert Esche, Former Olympic Team member

Craig Anderson, Florida Panthers


Tim Gleason, Carolina Hurricanes

Keith Ballard (right) Phoenix Coyotes

Tom Gilbert, Edmonton Oilers

Matt Greene, Edmonton Oilers

James Wisniewski, Chicago Blackhawks


David Backes, St. Louis Blues

David Booth (former Amerk), Florida Panthers

Dustin Brown, LA Kings

Jeff Halpern, Washington Capitals Dallas Stars Tampa Bay Lightning


Peter Mueller, Phoenix Coyotes

Patrick O'Sullivan, L.A. Kings

Who the hell is that guy?

I don't know who he is, but he suuuuure is cute

So the dude is Buffalo native Lee Stempniak but how ADORABLE is that little girl?

There are our country's representatives, to date. Nice.


  1. David Booth= Derek Roy's BFF.

    That Dustin Brown dude is pretty hot.

    Why does Staffy always look like he's about to kill somebody?

  2. This is by far the best title that a blog post could EVER have!!

    Who doesn't love Grease 2??!


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

Disclaimer, yo.

Almost all of our pictures are borrowed from other sources. If they're yours and you don't want us to use them, just shoot us an email and we'll take them down.

We have nothing to do with the Buffalo Sabres, the National Hockey League or the actual "Sabretooth's House" located in HSBC Arena, we're just borrowing the name. If anyone is offended by anything we've written, get over it, it's a personal blog, not an accredited news source.

anniebeeswax [at] gmail [dot] com