Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Spring Cleaning

By S(h)ara

Phew, it seems pretty dusty in here...has anyone seen my broom lying around? I need to do some sweeping...

Dear Ottawa,

All I have to say is this:


Love and Kisses,


Really, for the first time, I'm not bitter about the playoffs. I'm just dancing around in evil glee like Lucky the Lucky Charms Leprechaun. Aparently the Pens are magically delicious.

Dance, Lucky. Dance.

I really got way too much enjoyment out of that. Let's give it up for Anne's Second Favorite team! Woo!

1 comment:

  1. haha!!

    I, too, got unending enjoyment out of seeing Chris Neil lower his head in shame and disappointment. In fact, I woke up in a chipper mood today for that very reason...Is that a bad thing??

    All I have to say is, this is the hockey gods' response to that pathetic pregame ceremony. Thanks for making Sabres fans smile, Sid and Geno!!


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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