Saturday, May 24, 2008


by Anne

Thank God.

There's a tiny part of me that wishes, just for these finals, that we had moved back to Pittsburgh when my Dad finished law school (29 years ago) and I was a die-hard Pens fan. As it stands, I'm just a regular old hockey fan from Buffalo. If you've met me, you know that when I care about something, I throw all I've got behind it. Let's Go PENS!!!

I'd really like to tag Sid onto the end of that one in 2 weeks.

Game 1 in Detroit. Tonight. 8 p.m. CBC and Versus. DON'T MISS IT. I'm excited and anxious. This would be a thousand times more intense if it were the Sabres. I'd have the most awful hockey ulcer in the history of hockeykind. As it stands, it's nagging a little right now and it's not even 9:00 a.m. When that puck drops, I anticipate it to be making its presence known to all around.



  1. I just want to see Ryan Malone drenched in sweat and champagne. That would be my happy place!

  2. That is a very pretty image indeed, M.J.!!


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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