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Sunday, June 22, 2008

Channeling My Inner Pierre McGuire...

by Anne

Here's a Pierre-style theory:


Thomas McCollum was ranked as the #1 N. American goaltender and was the 2nd goaltender drafted with the 30th overall pick by Detroit on Friday.

Ryan Miller is pretty bad-ass (that's all you need to know for this story).

McCollum is from Western New York, Miller is from Michigan.


I BET DETROIT WILL TRADE MCCOLLUM AND ANOTHER PLAYER OR A PICK TO US FOR MILLER IN A HOMETOWN TRADE BONANZA EITHER IN 2009 OR WHENEVER MILLER'S NEW EXTENSION THAT HE'S GOING TO SIGN THIS OFF-SEASON EXPIRES.


Hahahahahahahaha. This just occurred to me and I feel like Pierre. Do I think this will actually happen? No, of course not, but I can't wait to hear Pierre come up with this theory and spout it off somewhere where there's a microphone and a live TV feed.

I fail at this roster thing. I'm just too tired. Hahahaha. It'll be up eventually. Haha.

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  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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