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Monday, June 2, 2008

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by Anne

I know we've probably all seen this "item" available at the NHL store on NHL.com:




But, if any of you ever become the proud owner of this "purse" or one of its tacky brethren, you can just go ahead and assume I never want to talk to you again, and, in fact, will deny ever being appraised of your existence.

9 comments:

  1. I'd like to meet the idiot that designed this and thought it was a great item. Wonder how many they've sold?

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  2. Was any market research done on these things?

    I, personally, would perhaps purchase a messenger bag or something like that adorned with the Sabres logo, but a tin can purse complete with rhinestone embellishments? I think not, Shop.NHL.com.

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  3. Wow...Yet another perpetuation of the "female hockey fan" stereotype we try SO HARD to tear down. If I actually saw someone carrying this, I would laugh, like I do when I see the dreaded pink jersey. My sister and I have our motto to live by: "Pink jerseys deny your fanhood" - I guess this applies, too.

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  4. oh my gosh how could you SAY such a thing? I have 4 of those- one for each of my fav teams- the Sabres, Red Wings, Devils and Blue Jackets. That way, no matter who I'm cheering for, I'll be in STYLE!

    Okay *gaghurl* no thanks. That is LAME and stupid and geez what a waste of good logo/branding fees. IDIOTS!

    ANd Yes, I agree that the pink jerseys are an affront to decent hockey fans everywhere. *unless said jerseys are part of a breast cancer awareness campaign thing and are game worn and auctioned. Then I could feel it*

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  5. And the pink jerseys are for 12 year olds.

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  6. And Jessica Simpson.

    Last one I swear.

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  7. its actually not that bad. better than t he pink jessica simpson s

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  8. Yea, I agree. Pink is for little girls and Sidney Crosby.

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