by Anne
Sabres.com just texted me to let me know that PIE-YAY! has signed a multi-year contract with the Sabres!
YAY! TODAY IS A HAPPY HAPPY DAY!!!!!
We drafted him in 2002 and he's still ours! Yay!
ETA: Grizz and Mancari have signed too! Yay! What a good day! Yay! Yay! All the rest of my boys are secured. Woooooooo!!!!!!!There have been like 3 totally relevant updates to Sabres.com today. My head is spinning. It's like the regular season, there's so much information flying out of HSBC Arena
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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