Monday, August 11, 2008

Olympic Boyfriend

by Anne

So I know I love Michael Phelps (as most Americans do), but Jonathan Horton from Team USA Men's Gymnastics is my current Olympic boyfriend. I love male gymnasts because they seem so big and tough and manly, but my OBF is 5'1", my #2 OBF Justin Spring is a GIANT at 5'6", haha.

I'm currently watching him and his USA teammates TEARIN IT UP AGAINST ALL ODDS in the team finals.


GO JONATHAN HORTON AND JUSTIN SPRING AND JOSEPH HAGERTY AND RAJ BHAVSAR AND KEVIN TAN AND ALEXANDER ARTEMEV. Bust mostly Jonathan Horton. He's so excited about America, its infectious. Justin Spring looked at the camera after an intense routine and just goes "What's up, America?"

The USA was intially anticipated to possibly medal and at this writing they're in the hunt for silver. Probably not, but they're doing better than anyone thought they would without Morgan and especially Paul Hamm.

At the beginning of the broadcast they were ONLY showing Team China and I was like "...uhhh isn't Team USA competing right now, too?" And then they showed them, and I fell in love with Jonathan Horton, and a little bit Justin Spring. Not as much, but enough.

Stupid old Team China is probably going to win gold because they're INSANE. They're so methodical, they seem to have a pre-determined high fiving method. Wowzas.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

What's up, Olympic boyfriend?
You? OK!


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