A blog about the Buffalo Sabres

Sunday, September 28, 2008

WOOOO!!!!

by Anne


So I'm soouuuuuuuper tired and I have much to report on the comings and goings from the pre-season home opener, but I'm wicked tired.

Instead of my WITTY repartee, enjoy some snaps from the red carpet event I almost accidentally crashed in order to get to work faster. Whoops.


ITS THE WHITE SUIT!!!!!!!
You WEAR that white after Labor Day girrrrrrrrl!!



Aww lookit Ryan Miller lookin' all sassy and filling out that suit
This anti-emaciated lifestyle he's living is appreciated on and off the ice
I never noticed that Ryan Miller's legs seem to comprise about 75% of his body
He's like 2 or 3 inches shorter than Goose and his legs look about 2 or 3 inches longer than Goose's
It's also hard to tell if they're standing right next to each other or not which throws off the perspective
I can't think about Paul Gaustad in this picture too much. I'm afraid of what might happen.
GAHHHH WHY IS HE SO BEAUTIFUL IN SO MANY WAYS



There isn't nearly enough genuflecting going on at this moment
CAP'N TEPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



Crrraaaaaiiiiiiiig, is that the beginnings of a smiiile?
Awww shucks, Rosie!
You're so lovable with your "I kind of hate it here" attitude
I bet they don't have red carpets in silly old San Jose!!!
Thanks for assisting on Goose's goal
and wearing the A
and beating up Hollweg
and acknowledging that you might, one day, in the distant future, after you've retired and moved far far far away from Western New York,
admit that you don't hate Buffalo.


Buffalo DEFINITELY loves you.


6 comments:

  1. You WEAR that white after Labor Day girrrrrrrrl!!

    Kevin Sylvester mocked him for that, and it got a huge laugh (at least from my friends and I).

    GAHHHH WHY IS HE SO BEAUTIFUL IN SO MANY WAYS

    I looked at him, he smiled, and I thought I was going to collapse. Oh Goose, why must you be so supernaturally attractive?

    and acknowledging that you might, one day, in the distant future, after you've retired and moved far far far away from Western New York,
    admit that you don't hate Buffalo.


    This is hilarious! We'll wear him down eventually...

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  2. Zanggg look at how sassy our hockey team is. Work it, boys.

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  3. okay so i am LOVING this new, non-anorexic crunchy. it's awesome.

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  4. I looked at him, he smiled, and I thought I was going to collapse. Oh Goose, why must you be so supernaturally attractive?

    It really defies all human understanding. No one man is that great. When are we going to hear that he's secretly a chain smoker with a chronic drinking problem and has like 8 or 9 illegitimate children. Never? Ok. How about that he sometimes just throws away paper instead of recycling it? THE DEVIL!

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  5. Zanggg look at how sassy our hockey team is. Work it, boys.

    it's really too bad for every other fan in the NHL that our team comprises the VAST majority of the sassiness of the league. There are a few exceptions and a few others sprinkled about the league, but COME ON! Look at our boys in blue and gold!!

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  6. okay so i am LOVING this new, non-anorexic crunchy. it's awesome.

    I almost don't recognize him with his body mass all normal and whatnot. I still have never had "naughty" thoughts about Millsy, but if he continues to bulk up that might change and I'm not sure if I'm prepared for that?!

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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