by Anne
Craig Rivet. Permanently. No rotation.
I AM TOTALLY OK WITH THIS DECISION!!! WOOOOOO!!!
ROSIEEEEEEEE!!!
Pommer, Yoyo, Sissy and Teppo get the As
DISCUSS!!!
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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HAPPINESS BEYOND WORDS!
ReplyDeleteCraigy, now you have to love Buffalo-we made you El Capitano.
I likey Rivet as the captain and the whole decision. Especially no more rotating C!! Very excited :)
ReplyDeleteThis is a fantastic decision! I am really pleased to see Rivet named captain after I saw him stand up for our goalies when an opposing player was getting too close to them. I like our A's too, all great choices. I'm glad that the rotating captaincy is done.
ReplyDeleteYAY Rivet! He's an awesome pick for captain. Soph and I are obviously thrilled with this development!
ReplyDeleteI was sort of like 'SAY WHAAAAAT?' when I first saw the news, but now I'm excited after hearing his and Lindy's interview.
ReplyDeleteIS IT FRIDAY YET?
Craigy, now you have to love Buffalo-we made you El Capitano.
ReplyDeleteALL PART OF THE MASTER PLAN. I stuffed the ballot box.
I likey Rivet as the captain and the whole decision. Especially no more rotating C!! Very excited :)
ReplyDeleteThat might be my favorite part too, hahaha. No more of this "oh wait, we have a new Captain today don't we?"
Doing the happy dance!
ReplyDeleteI opted for the happy "gasp and squeal", myself. WEEEE!!!
YAY Rivet! He's an awesome pick for captain. Soph and I are obviously thrilled with this development!
ReplyDeleteYO who would've thought this time last year that Craig Rivet would be the Captain of the Buffalo Sabres?!?!
IS IT FRIDAY YET?
ReplyDeleteI KNOW!!! I say that every week, but this week its even more pressing!!!!!
This is a fantastic decision! I am really pleased to see Rivet named captain after I saw him stand up for our goalies when an opposing player was getting too close to them. I like our A's too, all great choices. I'm glad that the rotating captaincy is done.
ReplyDeleteHe's proven he deserves the C tenfold and all those boys deserved the As. WOOOOO!!!! Death to the rotating captaincy!!