Thursday, October 9, 2008

I'm a Model, Ya Know What I Mean

by Anne



If the hockey thing doesn't work out, call IMG

The Sabres will debut SabreStyle on Friday. I have to admit I'm pretty excited about this line. I like showing my Sabres pride but most of the clothes either fit, but are covered in rhinestones, or are not sparkly, but are intended for men. I can't wait to see the stuff they have to offer. It'll be nice to be able to wear Sabres stuff that's not going to make me feel like something I'm not: trashy or a man.

When will they come out with a line of accessories for fashion-forward cats? Oscar really wants to wear a Daniel Paille collar and eat out of a Craig Rivet food bowl, with an accompanying Jason Pominville water bowl. Perhaps a litter box with the Senators logo on the bottom? a scratching post with Sean Avery's picture on it?? A LINDY RUFF-SHAPED CAT NIP SACHET? The possibilities are endless, Frank Cravotta. CALL ME. WE'LL SHARE REVENUE.

2 comments:

  1. It'll be nice to be able to wear Sabres stuff that's not going to make me feel like something I'm not: trashy or a man.

    MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. Plus, Danny looks FINE in that picture. Makes me wish they'd do a whole new set of those fancy pictures they have hanging all around the arena.

    And I would love a kitty line. My baby, Delilah, would be all decked out every game day. She and Oscar should be friends.

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  2. Now I am singing that dern song!

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  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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