Thursday, October 9, 2008

I'm a Model, Ya Know What I Mean

by Anne

If the hockey thing doesn't work out, call IMG

The Sabres will debut SabreStyle on Friday. I have to admit I'm pretty excited about this line. I like showing my Sabres pride but most of the clothes either fit, but are covered in rhinestones, or are not sparkly, but are intended for men. I can't wait to see the stuff they have to offer. It'll be nice to be able to wear Sabres stuff that's not going to make me feel like something I'm not: trashy or a man.

When will they come out with a line of accessories for fashion-forward cats? Oscar really wants to wear a Daniel Paille collar and eat out of a Craig Rivet food bowl, with an accompanying Jason Pominville water bowl. Perhaps a litter box with the Senators logo on the bottom? a scratching post with Sean Avery's picture on it?? A LINDY RUFF-SHAPED CAT NIP SACHET? The possibilities are endless, Frank Cravotta. CALL ME. WE'LL SHARE REVENUE.


  1. It'll be nice to be able to wear Sabres stuff that's not going to make me feel like something I'm not: trashy or a man.

    MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. Plus, Danny looks FINE in that picture. Makes me wish they'd do a whole new set of those fancy pictures they have hanging all around the arena.

    And I would love a kitty line. My baby, Delilah, would be all decked out every game day. She and Oscar should be friends.

  2. Now I am singing that dern song!


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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