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Friday, October 24, 2008

Ryan Miller in Your Bedroom...

by Anne

For all you ladies.... or gents, (whatev) who have ever wanted to get Ryan Miller alone in your room, now you can!!

How about Marshawn? Bruce Smith? Jim Kelly?

I know what one I'M getting... AWWW YEAH

As TOTALLY BADASS as it is that we're atop the WORLD right now, HOW AMAZING IS IT THAT MY LONGSHOT FAVORITE TEAM, THE TAMPA BAY RAYS HAVE TIED THE SERIES AT 1-1.

For those who don't know, while bored on Easter, I decided that I was going to start following baseball over the summer and set off to pick the most random HOT MESS of a team I could find.

The fact that they'd never had a winning season, the team was known for bench clearing brawls and the fact that they had just decided to change the team name like half an hour before I began my search lead me to the Tampa Bay Rays. AND NOW THEY COULD WIN THE WORLD SERIES. HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT???

FURTHER PROOF THAT MY LOVE CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS.

Also, apparently the Sabres don't live and die based on who gets the pigeon? WHAT?!

From TV's blog:
The media have made some fuzz about our lockerroom “pigeon”. There’s really not that much about it. It really started out as a joke. I don’t even know who recived the bird after the Boston game. For us it’s just a gag.
Pssshhhhhh you know he's only saying that because he's trying to put up a strong front for when he doesn't get it and he's all weepy and upset and Ashley has to give him one of their son's stuffed chickens to calm him down.

I still miss Goose :( and Yoyo :( and Craigory :(

3 comments:

  1. I know what one I'M getting... AWWW YEAH

    Please tell me you're going to decorate your room like that too. It's the height of Teenybopper sophistication.

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  2. Pssshhhhhh you know he's only saying that because he's trying to put up a strong front for when he doesn't get it and he's all weepy and upset and Ashley has to give him one of their son's stuffed chickens to calm him down.

    AHAHAHHAHAHAH. Priceless. Either that or he takes one of Diesel's toys.

    And this is the one and only time that I'll admit that I think Joe Jonas is adorable. But I'm forever going to deny it.

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  3. The media have made some fuzz about our lockerroom “pigeon”.

    Whoa whoa whoa, did he actually say fuzz? Bwahahaha! Wrong letters there, Thomas.

    Ptsh, and I would only get the Marshaaaawn poster if he was showing off his teef. His grillz.

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny


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