Thursday, October 30, 2008

THANKS A LOT

by Anne

I WAS HAVING A TERRIBLE DAY BEFORE I GOT TO THE ARENA AND THEN SALES WERE BAD AND THEN THE SABRES LOST TO THE MOTHER EFFING TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING. (although congratulations to Steven Stamkos on his first and second NHL goals) OK,THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT BEING NICE AND FINDING SILVER LINING MALARKEY.

A WIN WOULD'VE BEEN MUCH APPRECIATED.

I WAS SO DESPERATE FOR A LITTLE LOVE THAT WHEN MY "HEY THERE, YOU ATTRACTIVE MAN" RADAR WENT OFF WHILE WALKING OUT THE SECURITY DOORS AFTER THE GAME, I WAS REALLY EXCITED. THEN I SAW THAT IT WAS TIM CONNOLLY AND I IMMEDIATELY WANTED TO BATHE. THANKS A LOT, SABRES, THANKS A LOT.

THE ONLY SABRE WHO IS NOT DEAD TO ME IS CLARKE MACARTHUR BECAUSE MY SISTER IS QUITE FOND OF HIM AND HENRIK TALLINDER WHO RANDOMLY HARRY HOUDINI'D INTO THE GAME MERE HOURS AFTER IT WAS DECLARED HE WOULD NOT PLAY.

THANK THE LORD MY 9:00 CLASS IS CANCELLED TOMORROW SO I CAN SLEEP IN.

I'M GOING TO EAT SOME BREAKAWAY BERRIER AND SNUGGLE WITH MY CAT.

BLAH.

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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