by Anne
If I didn't work at the Arena I would have nothing to do with this team for the next few games.
The Pirates won 4-2. Woo.
That's all I got.
Henrik is thinking: Dude, Ryan Kesler is rubbin' you up, why are you more interested in your phone
Henrik, you and I are totally in sync.
Can I be the triplet?
I can't skate, but I love Big Bear a lot... does that count for anything?
This sucks. I want Mark Mancari. I want him NOW.
SOMETHING NEEDS TO CHANGE.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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I'm going to pretend I'm my mother for a moment.
ReplyDelete"PETERS, LYDMAN, SPACEK, TALLINDER, ROY, MAIR, AND KOTALIK HAVE GOT TO GO, THEY ARE AWFUL."
In my opinion - this team needs to get their heads out of their asses and play just as I said; like a goddamn team. What sickens me is they played a lot better this game than they did the last game against Boston in the first period and a half...and they still crumbled, and the defense still was on the back of a milk carton.
I would be through with this team for a few days if it wasn't for the fact I think I'm one of the only loyal supporters left in my entire school that actually knows who all the players are and pays attention to every game.
I'm quitting for a couple weeks myself.
ReplyDeleteHonestly... I don't even know. I juts don't know.
I really am not going to watch a single Sabres game for the next week or two. Putting their collapse parallel with the Bills', the way it is... It's just too much. This is more frustrating than losing to Carolina. Dead serious. It really, really is.
Screw them all.
I want Mancari, too.
ReplyDeleteAnd seriously? With their in-genius ploy to get me to like their players more, the Canucks succeeded. I FEEL COMPELLED TO ADMIT MY NEW-FOUND LOVE FOR RYAN KESSLER.
Dude. I like the new blog-ness. I think it appropriately depicts our disgust.
ReplyDeleteI would be through with this team for a few days if it wasn't for the fact I think I'm one of the only loyal supporters left in my entire school that actually knows who all the players are and pays attention to every game.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think they should REWARD you with something to BRAG about.
This is more frustrating than losing to Carolina. Dead serious. It really, really is.
ReplyDeleteBecause they're not giving it 60 minutes. Last night they gave it 20, maybe, and that's being generous.
And seriously? With their in-genius ploy to get me to like their players more, the Canucks succeeded. I FEEL COMPELLED TO ADMIT MY NEW-FOUND LOVE FOR RYAN KESSLER.
ReplyDeleteThe Canucks know the good angles to pitch. They win games AND whore out their players. It benefits everyone.
Dude. I like the new blog-ness. I think it appropriately depicts our disgust.
ReplyDeleteI'm not changing it back until they put together a few wins. Grrrrrrrr.....