Monday, November 24, 2008

OK ITS ALL A FACADE! ITS ALL LIES! I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!!

by Anne

I CAN'T PRETEND I DON'T CARE!!! I DO CARE! I. CARE. SO. MUCH.

I'm a girl, I'm emotional, I cannot help but feel emotionally invested and somewhat protective of our boys in blue and gold. I can whine about them all I want, because I know that its coming from the heart, but SO HELP ME, if an outside analyst starts talkin' smack, I am QUICK to defend.

Ok, these last few weeks have been really tough as a Sabres fan. I think we are all aware of that. We all feel this frustration. I've tried going for the "EFF YOU, SABRES!" angle, but to no avail. I thought that if I acted like I didn't care it would be easier to take but its just not.

The reason this is all coming out now is because I read Ryan Miller's recently updated blog and I was reminded that "oh yeah, they don't like losing either." and that, oh yeah "I totally love Ryan Miller and this team will be ok".

Look, as much as I enjoy Pittsburgh and Vancouver, there is no team that I could ever throw as much of my heart and soul behind as the Buffalo Sabres. They're my team from my city and someday this painful losing streak will all be a distant, unpleasant memory and we'll be ok. We will. I promise. Remember 2002? That was a time when we almost lost the TEAM. This ain't nothing. They'll turn it around. It'll be ok. The Bills lost like 4 games in a row, turned around and beat the snot out of a crappy team that they HAD to beat. They needed that game for confidence and they got it and gave us all a little something to smile about. It'll get better.


I feel this picture is appropriate for most situations and I love it.
and him.
PIE!!! IT'S GONNA BE OK!


Sissy's working his hardest to climb out of this hole.
PULL, SISSY! PULL!


GOOSE! YOU KNOW WHAT ITS TIME FOR:



YER DAMN RIGHT, PAUL GAUSTAD.
DAMN.
RIGHT.
JUST DON'T LOOK AT THE FISH BEHIND YOU AND IT'LL BE OK



LET'S GO BUFF-A-LO!

7 comments:

  1. I've tried going for the "EFF YOU, SABRES!" angle, but to no avail. I thought that if I acted like I didn't care it would be easier to take but its just not..

    DAMN STRAIGHT.

    And that picture of Gaustad??? Well, let's just say every time I see it, for some reason, he reminds me of a dog... idk.

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  2. JUST REMEMBER THE MAN-CHILD IS NOT WORRIED!!!!

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  3. LMAO!


    Jill! I HAD TO LET IT OUT! It was all bottled up inside me and SOMETHING HAD TO GIVE! hahahahahaha

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  4. And that picture of Gaustad??? Well, let's just say every time I see it, for some reason, he reminds me of a dog... idk.

    HA! He totally does. He's looking at Lindy hoping that his extra effort will get him a Beggin' Strip after the game.

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  5. JUST REMEMBER THE MAN-CHILD IS NOT WORRIED!!!!


    YES! WE ALWAYS NEED TO FOLLOW DANIEL PAILLE'S LEAD. HAS HE EVER LEAD US ASTRAY? NO, M.J. HE HAS NOT! pie!!!!!!

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  6. THAT PICTURE OF GOOSE WITH THE RALLY HELMET NEVER FAILS TO AMUSE ME.

    These boys are going to be okay. I can't wait until they win (Wednesday) because I know they'll be uber happy and give major hugs to Millsy and collectively as a team.

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