Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Posting From 1997

by Anne

So my grandfather's computer beeps when I turn on and off Caps Lock. I tend to randomly type in caps FREQUENTLY so this is rather annoying.
Moving on.

I was able to "experience" the game by "watching" the live play by play box and checking it during dinner.

ROY-ZEEEEEEE!!! Apparently shacking back up with Vans has done him wonders. Last season he came back from a Lindy calling-out and picked up his game, so perhaps this demotion has done the trick. Nice to see Vanek getting an assist. His goal total is OBVIOUSLY there, so its nice to see him adding a few more to the "A" column and bumping up his total even further.

There is really nothing I love more during a game than when we score a short-handed goal and nothing I hate more than when a short-handed goal is scored on us. YOYOOOOO!!!

Basically my reaction to this game is:

OMFG WE WON AND OMFG WHAT A GREAT NIGHT TO BE GETTING SLOSHED IN DOWNTOWN BUFFALO! I'M GONNA GO PLAY WITH MY GRANDFATHER'S CAT AND WATCH THE DISNEY CHANNEL.

No, really its basically the same thing.

2 comments:

  1. That play-by-play real time box is pretty cool. Especially if I'm listening to a game on the computer or radio because it's behind a little, and I can be psychic and know when someone is scoring. Amazing!

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  2. OMFG WE WON AND OMFG WHAT A GREAT NIGHT TO BE GETTING SLOSHED IN DOWNTOWN BUFFALO! I'M GONNA GO PLAY WITH MY GRANDFATHER'S CAT AND WATCH THE DISNEY CHANNEL.

    You didn't miss anything...I swear...no really, it was totally boring.

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny


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