By S(h)ara
Part of my daily routine now involves voting for the All Star game. And I have noticed, much to my chagrin, that our dearest Teppo, the BAMF-est defenseman of them all is LANGUISHING SOMEWHERE NEAR THE BOTTOM. BRIAN CAMPBELL IS GETTING MORE VOTES THAN TEPPO! HOW CAN WE LET THIS HAPPEN?! HOW?! The Tick cannot do it alone people!
SO HELP ME, TEPPO IS GOING TO THE ALL STAR GAME, EVEN IF ADAM MAIR HAS TO KICK THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ANDREI MARKOV!
That is all. Vote for Teppo. Thank you.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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