Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Things That Make Me Happy On An Otherwise Miserable Day

By S(h)ara

In no particular order:

-Calling Craig Rivet "Craigory"

-Having Ryan Miller post two shut-outs in a row

-Having Ryan Miller get a shut-out, period.


-Watching The-Player-Formerly-Known-As-Sabre!Britney score shorthanded

-Patrick LaLime

-When my boss buys the office lunch

-Hearing Anne refer to Brodeur as a "Saucy Minx"

-Watching Anne chug her beer because there's a hole in the cup, and then hearing her call Brodeur a "Saucy Minx"

-Imagining Petey trying to beat up Carlton the Bear

-Watching hockey mascots try to fight each other

-Having dreams about babysitting for Adam Mair's possibly non-existent children

-The phrase "knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathers" courtesy of MJ

-Saying "That's what she said" to everything, even when isn't appropriate.

-Ryan Miller's GAA and Save%

Really, I'm made happy quite easily.

1 comment:

  1. Having Ryan Miller get a shut-out, period.

    This makes me giddy as a school girl.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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