By S(h)ara
In no particular order:
-Calling Craig Rivet "Craigory"
-Having Ryan Miller post two shut-outs in a row
-Having Ryan Miller get a shut-out, period.
-Naps
-Watching The-Player-Formerly-Known-As-Sabre!Britney score shorthanded
-Patrick LaLime
-When my boss buys the office lunch
-Hearing Anne refer to Brodeur as a "Saucy Minx"
-Watching Anne chug her beer because there's a hole in the cup, and then hearing her call Brodeur a "Saucy Minx"
-Imagining Petey trying to beat up Carlton the Bear
-Watching hockey mascots try to fight each other
-Having dreams about babysitting for Adam Mair's possibly non-existent children
-The phrase "knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathers" courtesy of MJ
-Saying "That's what she said" to everything, even when isn't appropriate.
-Ryan Miller's GAA and Save%
Really, I'm made happy quite easily.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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Having Ryan Miller get a shut-out, period.
ReplyDeleteThis makes me giddy as a school girl.