by Anne
4 of our men have been named to the NHL All-Star Ballot!!
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
Disclaimer, yo.
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Aw, look at the babies! :D
ReplyDeleteokay, that is the best teppo numminen picture i have ever seen.
ReplyDelete*hails anne and her photo-finding skillz*
Aw, look at the babies! :D
ReplyDeleteI know! They're so wee!
okay, that is the best teppo numminen picture i have ever seen.
ReplyDelete*hails anne and her photo-finding skillz*
I KNOW! I cackled with glee. I seriously just type the players name with a random word and look for a while and then save the picture for just such an occasion.
Wow, was Derek Roy ever ugly.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.
Oh man. Derek looks like he could be my brother's twin. And that picture of Teppo is the best thing ever. I <3 the pictures Anne!
ReplyDeleteWow, young Teppo was kind of foxy.
ReplyDeleteAnd young Roy looks like he should be nicknamed Opie or Goober or Gomer or something like that.
Wow, was Derek Roy ever ugly.
ReplyDeleteHe is definitely the NHL's greatest ugly duckling/swan story. Why don't they lead off with that on the Hockey Show sometime??
Oh man. Derek looks like he could be my brother's twin. And that picture of Teppo is the best thing ever. I <3 the pictures Anne!
ReplyDeleteHahaha Derek Roy was such a FOX, your brother must be quite the looker. OWWW! I'm seriously considering changing my Facebook picture to that picture of Teppo, its so great, haha.
Wow, young Teppo was kind of foxy.
ReplyDeleteI know! And to think, that picture was taken the year I was born, hahaha.
And young Roy looks like he should be nicknamed Opie or Goober or Gomer or something like that.
Hahahahaha he TOTALLY looks like the kid from Leave it to Beaver. I'm pretty sure that makes Adam Mair his brother Wally.
Dang, Teppo was a fox in the early years. Helllllloo there!
ReplyDeleteAnd uh, I really don't think Thomas should ever sport a mullet again. He was an adorable kid, but the haircut was awful haha. I don't care if it was the 80s'!
If they all go to the All Star game, that will seriously be awesome.
Was foxy?! I'll still take Teppo any day of the week. (Boom chick bow wow!)
ReplyDeleteSeriously, that's the best picture. I'm saving it to my computer so I have it at my fingertips any time I need it.
And uh, I really don't think Thomas should ever sport a mullet again. He was an adorable kid, but the haircut was awful haha. I don't care if it was the 80s'!
ReplyDeletetragically, i have several more examples of Tommy Boy's TRAGIC hair styles over his life and times. Awwwww.
Was foxy?! I'll still take Teppo any day of the week. (Boom chick bow wow!)
ReplyDeleteHe always has this "you know you want me" gleam in his eye. And I'm like "40 is the new 25, Teppo, I'm ALL YOURS."