Monday, December 15, 2008

Drink It All In - The East

by Anne


Ok, these posts are being started well in advance because I'm sure its going to take FOREVER. After extensive research was done for this post, it was determined that some players were to be eliminated because there was insufficient evidence to support their nomination. Sorry, Marc Savard.

We tried to avoid using on-ice photos unless the picture was particularly fantastic. We just want to emphasize that we don't discriminate, we'd shamelessly lust after these men if they were hockey players or not.

Voting starts tomorrow at noon and runs until January 16. Be sure to examine your options carefully, ladies and gents.

Here are your Eastern forwards in alphabetical order:

Patrice Bergeron
Center
Boston Bruins




David Booth
Left Wing
Florida Panthers




Wade Brookbank
Left Wing
Carolina Hurricanes




Jeff Carter
Center
Philadelphia Flyers




David Clarkson
Right Wing
New Jersey Devils


This picture is an amazing exception to the no on-ice photo rule
"I AM DAVID CLARKSON, HEAR ME ROAR!"




Patrick Eaves
Right Wing
Carolina Hurricanes




Paul Gaustad
Center
Buffalo Sabres





Jeff Halpern
Center
Tampa Bay Lightning


This girl is awestruck by Halpie



Christopher Higgins
Center
Montreal Canadiens



Feat. Guest Star Mike Komisarek



Brooks Laich
Center
Washington Capitals




AHHHHH!!!


Maxim Lapierre
Center
Montreal Canadiens





Vinny Lecavalier
Center
Tampa Bay Lightning




Markus Naslund
Left Wing
New York Rangers




Zach Parise
Center
New Jersey Devils



Jordan Staal
Center
Pittsburgh Penguins




Scottie Upshall

Right Wing
Phildelphia Flyers





Here are your defensemen, in alphabetical order:



Andrew Ference
Boston Bruins







Mike Green

Washington Capitals



With special guest, Brooks Laich and that kid


Mike Komisarek

Montreal Canadiens



I'm sorry, I couldn't resist


Wade Redden
New York Rangers





Craig Rivet
Buffalo Sabres





Luke Schenn

Toronto Maple Leafs





Antoine Vermette

Ottawa Senators



And last, but not least your goalies:


Rick DiPietro
Starter (?)
New York Islanders





Patrick Lalime
Back-up
Buffalo Sabres





Henrik Lundqvist

Starter
New York Rangers





Carey Price

Starter
Montreal Canadiens





Phew! That was exhausting. Ok, blah blah blah it wasn't THAT bad. It was time consuming but having to debate between which picture of Markus Naslund accentuates his Swedish beauty the most is a great way to spend an evening. Ok, be sure to check the Western Roster, just below this one!!!


Thanks, Brooksy! I would've nominated you anyway!
The yard looks great!

5 comments:

  1. OMGAHHHHH YOU GIRLS ARE KILLING ME. How can I possibly pick??????

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  2. and to think some people say hockey players are ugly!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIhfosni7b8
    ^brooks and greenie. *swoons*

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  3. How am I possibly going to be able to look at the Western conference when I'm dead from looking at this one?!

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  4. Antoine Vermette is a center/left wing, not a defenseman.

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  5. Antoine Vermette is a center/left wing, not a defenseman.


    omfg finally. I don't even know who you are and you win. I was waiting to see how long it would take someone to notice that. Gold star for you. We were cheating and we wanted to fit him in haha

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