Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I Hope Jamie Langenbrunner Eats Rotten Fish

by Anne

-Even though Greener scored the goal of the decade (at least, maybe century?) last night, the Kings lost in the shootout to the Sharks.

-I'm going to give the Sharks the benefit of the doubt and assume last night was an off-night, because I wasn't all that impressed with what I saw. They were turn-over city and were losing 2-0 to the KINGS. Ok, ok the Kings are much better than they were last season but so are the Sharks. Honestly, I assume the Sharks are saving the bells and whistles for home games.

- NATHAN GERBE IS HURT. I hate you Jamie Langenbrunner. Why you gotta hurt Nate-dawg? not. cool.

-Patty is back! At least if we can't have Gerbe we can have Kaleta... they're basically the same, right...?

-The polls are now open and are located on the left. I'm hiding the results but I'll give you updates of the leaders as often as I remember to. Woooo!!! Vote often!


  1. Okay, first of all, the picture of RJ on the left? Loves it.

    Secondly, I am happy that Patty K is coming back. I have missed his crazy hits and RJ going 'KALETAAAAAAAAAAA!'

    The polls were difficult. Maybe if the NHL didn't have so many hot guys in it, this would be easier.

  2. I hate you Jamie Langenbrunner.

    Dear, I think you're being too nice.

  3. And Patty?? AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! So excited!!


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