Saturday, December 20, 2008

James Posts A Blog

by James*

Dear blog readers,

My name is James. I am Anne's cousin. I am 11 years old. My favorite hockey player is Ryan Miller because he saves goals. Without him we would lose every game. I went to the Florida Panthers game. Poor Richard Zednik! It felt gross to see him get cut. We were right above the action.

My least favorite hockey team is probably the Maple Leafs.

I also like skate boarding, my favorite skateboarder is Tony Hawk.

My favorite football team is the Pittsburgh Steelers because that is my Mom's home team.

We are watching the Sabres play the Canadiens and eating subs for dinner. Yum.

I think the final score of tonight's game will be 5-2 Sabres. I think the goals will be scored by Derek Roy, Jason Pominville, Thomas Vanek, Daniel Paille and Ales Kotalik.

I stayed up until 4:16 last night because I was having a sleep over at my friend Evan's house. He lives across the street from me.

Go Ryan!



Thank you for reading my blog.


*typed by Anne, the most awesomest cousin ever.

7 comments:

  1. Hi, James! Nice blog :)

    thank you

    typed by jimmy

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  2. I like this post a lot.

    thank you for reading it

    ps i like your name

    typed by jimmy

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  3. I think the goals will be scored by Derek Roy

    James, you are my favorite person... EVER.

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  4. You go James! This post rawks! I'm a Canucks fan but the Sabres are one of my Eastern teams.

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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