Saturday, December 6, 2008

More Gerbe Love

by Anne

I'm not even watching this game until its probably more than half over because I'm waiting for my sister to get out of my Mom's concert (don't worry, I already saw it last week I'm not THAT bad of a daughter).

So I'll be thinking happy love-filled thoughts about Nathan Gerbe in the meantime. I hope you'll all be able to see it on the ice.


P.S. Rivs is in? Don't push it, Craigory!


  1. Gerbe Derby's a hooker...

    But I'm sure you'll agree when I say that he can stand on my corner whenever he'd like.

  2. Haha Cari, Gerbe can work my corner all he wants, hahahaha. Our love can't go that far, I love wearing heels.

  3. I'd like to lick his biceps because they look rather delectable.

    ...Just sayin'.

  4. So yeah. I was flown into Tampa on Thursday to go to the Boston College football game on Saturday (I was in the band, so the trip was regimented). Arriving at the hotel (5 blocks away from the Forum), we just miss the Bruins vs. Lightning game. At the football game, we see lots of people with Sabres and Lightning clothing. One of my friends informs me that Gerbe is making his NHL debut! In Tampa! Unfortunately, after our football team lost we were flown right back to Boston. How'd Gerbe do? Was he good/did he even play?

  5. I'd like to lick his biceps because they look rather delectable.

    ...Just sayin'.

    Woooooo!! Its gettin' hot up in here. hahahah

  6. How'd Gerbe do? Was he good/did he even play?

    He did really well! He was his usual all over the place self, had 4 shots on net (tied for most on the team), 1 penalty, had 1 takeaway, was a +2 and won his one and only face off he took. yay!!!!!!!!


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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