Tuesday, December 2, 2008

*Slow Clap*

by Anne

Yes, Sean Avery, yes. I hate you but my GOD do I love it when you run your mouth and this one has got to be my favorite of all time:

''it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds.''

Mike Komisarek must be sinking down in his chair right about now.

Amazing.

ETA:

WTF?!?! Avery's now been suspended INDEFINITELY for his comments. Freedom of speech, Gare Bear?

8 comments:

  1. The first thing that came in my head when I heard Phaneuf was banging Elisha Cuthbert was, "Having fun with Avery's sloppy seconds, I see..."

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  2. I love how much of a moron Avery is. That comment is pure gold just because he got suspended for it. Awesome.

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  3. The first thing that came in my head when I heard Phaneuf was banging Elisha Cuthbert was, "Having fun with Avery's sloppy seconds, I see..."

    I bet Mike Komisarek is sitting in the Bell Centre right now thanking his lucky stars he broke up with her.

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  4. Oh, Avery. lol


    I'm thinking of starting an "Avery to the Sabres" campaign. Hey, Rangers fans grew to love him. We love Kaleta even though he's kind of a little shit. With Avery, Mairsy and Kaleta, we'd be unstoppable. And by unstoppable I mean "heavily penalized"

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  5. I love how much of a moron Avery is. That comment is pure gold just because he got suspended for it. Awesome.


    Its not like he called Phaneuf's mom a whore or something. I really don't think he should've been suspended for that comment. What's going to happen? A fight tonight? No, Dion Phaneuf wouldn't retaliate like that. Besides, Avery is amazing publicity for this league. Can you imagine the ratings they've lost out on now?

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  6. Can you imagine the ratings they've lost out on now?

    Time for the league to listen to the writers over at The Hockey News and start the Sean Avery reality show.

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  7. I'm thinking of starting an "Avery to the Sabres" campaign.
    I don't know about that one. It's obvious that his teammates are fed up with his antics and they're tired of him. He'd be what they call, a "cancer" to the dressing room.

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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