Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Stir that Pot.

By S(h)ara

Exciting news on the "It's Not Really Hockey, But Close Enough" front.

Anne and I have heard it through the Grapevine that a certain Sabre we all know and adore is now engaged to his lady-love. She is smokin' hot, as many of us have commented, and the two of them are going to have adorable French-speaking kidlets.

Anne and I fully expect to be invited to the nuptuals as respected members of the press. HAH. Respected. Right.

8 comments:

  1. Anne and I fully expect to be invited to the nuptuals as respected members of the press.

    OOOHHH That would be nice!!

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  2. the two of them are going to have adorable French-speaking kidlets.

    ...who we all know that Goose will be the proud godfather of!

    I love hearing things "through the grapevine," especially when it involves happy news for our boys!

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  3. I'm such an asshole because I flaked and actually had to stop a moment and think about who was French-Canadian on the team. WTF my head these days.

    ALSO! If it is indeed Pommers, So much squeaky-cleanness and wholesomeness mating and populating the earth! She is going to give birth to a Gap ad.

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  4. same. here. i literally just sat here for the past ten minutes staring at the computer and asking myself "who the hell on the sabres is french canadian?"

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  5. This is the kind of stuff you like to hear about via the grapevine.

    Seriously, their wedding photo may overtake the Vanek one in terms of adorableness.

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  6. If it Pommers, I will squee and cry. My two favorite Sabres already married off at such young ages! (Okay, Pommers is 26 now so he's not so young, but Thomas is only 24 and such. ;____;) EVERYONE IS GROWING UP SO FAST.

    The kids are going to be adoooooorable!

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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