Tuesday, December 23, 2008

That Stunk

by Anne

I didn't watch the end of the game because I was exiting the Arena. I had a Christmas party to get to.

If the Sabres weren't going to help me get into the holiday spirit by winning, then my girlfriends and I were going to have to do it. Sitting around talking about stupid things ranging from boys (duh) to theatrical gore make-up (truth) is a pretty great way to spend and evening, if you ask me.

Oh btw, Sidney Crosby smiled at me tonight. Like, not as in he looked up in my general direction during the game, like, as in I walked by him as I came into the Arena tonight. As S(h)ara said, I think that means we're getting married. The NHL would have you believe his manliness is extra potent so I might already be pregnant with his lovechild. Whoops. Unfortunately it might've been my sparkling blue eyes and windburned rosy cheeks that gave him the extra spring in his step to score in OT. Errrrr, sorry guys! If he's an ass man then it was definitely my fault. My bad, hahaha. I'm very disappointed to report that he was just walking around being all normal. I was really hoping for some kind of wacky dance and chanting. These are the kind of encounters you have if you show up late for work.

Kudos to the random person who discovered my "error" in our all-star ballot. Antoine Vermette is not a defenseman. However, the Eastern defenseman pool was thin so we threw him in there, hoping no one would notice, hahahaha.

Pie was rightly credited with the first goal of the game and that made me happy. He's really got to pick up the pace, if you ask me. I've been a little disappointed with his goal production. It looks like he's turning into more of a Gaustad than a Stafford. That's ok, but I was hoping for another 19-20 goal season out of him. Granted, he could heat up in the 2nd half of the season as he did last year.

MacArthur seems to have found his touch again. He started the season strong (for a while he was our #2 goal scorer) and then cooled off. He gotten 3 goals in the last 3 games and 6 points in the last 4. Woo!

If anyone wants to pick up this book for me for Christmas, ya know, that'd be sweet. I saw it today when I was at Barnes and Noble and had to force myself not to buy it. It was a touch and go for a minute, but I walked away because that's what you should do around Christmas.



This would look so nice on my bookshelf.

My Christmas shopping is completed and my friend Tina got me some awesome Sabres related things for our Secret Santa because she's awesome like that.

I can't wait for Christmas!!!!

7 comments:

  1. As S(h)ara said, I think that means we're getting married.

    I LIKE THE WAY SHE THINKS. Except for the fact that it's Crosby... Why couldn't it have been Big Bear or Greene? I would've approved of those guys, but not Sid...

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  2. The NHL would have you believe his manliness is extra potent so I might already be pregnant with his lovechild. Whoops

    Words cannot express how funny I found this. After last night, I was hating Sid more than anything, but I can't hate someone who can be the subject of a line like this one. haha

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  3. I LIKE THE WAY SHE THINKS. Except for the fact that it's Crosby... Why couldn't it have been Big Bear or Greene? I would've approved of those guys, but not Sid...

    I don't think I'd want to get on board that crazy train but I do like Pittsburgh and he does have craploads of money and he'd be at the rink all the time... does this mean we have to live at Mario Lemieux's house?

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  4. Words cannot express how funny I found this. After last night, I was hating Sid more than anything, but I can't hate someone who can be the subject of a line like this one. haha


    Haha, I live to amuse. But seriously though he was way cuter (and shorter) in person than I thought he'd be, I was a bit taken aback. I wonder where we should raise our illegitimate child?

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  5. Next time Crosby scores against us (next season, or in the playoffs maybe!) I'm blaming you, Anne.

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  6. My mom bought me that book yesterday. I haven't started reading it yet but it looks to be a good read, I'll let you know.

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  7. I heard his frown can freeze ur ovaries too!

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