Monday, December 1, 2008

Tonight Should be Interesting...

By S(h)ara

It's a well-documented fact that anytime Anne and I have watched a game together the Sabres have lost. I'm going to the game tonight with my friend Karen (since Anne will be vending delicious treats) and sitting in my boss's super-bangin' seats. Even though Anne and I will not be technically watching the game together, we will be in the same venue watching the same game.

I have concerns.

SABRES! PLEASE IGNORE THE FACT THAT ANNE AND I ARE BOTH IN THE ARENA! IN FACT, I JUST WON'T TELL YOU GUYS THAT WE'LL BOTH BE THERE.


That should work, right?

2 comments:

  1. Yo. We won't even be on the same LEVEL. NO ONE WILL KNOW! Remember the last time Nashville came to Buffalo and Big Bear scored like 12 goals and stole my heart forever? Those we good times....

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  2. WE ARE SO GOING TO BEAT THE SYSTEM!

    Oh Big Bear. I still miss him.

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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