Friday, December 5, 2008

VERDICT IS IN

by Anne

Six games, retroactive to Tuesday's game in Calgary, plus an anger management evaluation.

Discuss.


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3 comments:

  1. anger management evaluation

    hahahaha awesome!

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  2. He needs it... the douchebag.

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  3. Um okay since when is being a complete and total asshole only equal to 6 games? And anger management? Can we please get Jack Nicholson to make him sing I Feel Pretty on a bridge in the middle of rush hour traffic? Cause I think that would be a big fat lesson in humility something that he could definitely use just a teensy weensy little bit of...

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  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
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