Thursday, January 8, 2009

Watching Saturday's Game With Your Favorite Buffalo Bloggers

by Anne

So a bunch of we humble (translation: totally badass) bloggers will be getting together on Saturday the 10th to watch the Sabres play the Red Wings at 7:00.

There will be several Buffalo sports blogosphere superstars in attendance. Really, its like our All-Star Game. Maybe there might be a Superskills competition. Fastest typer? Who can photoshop Lindy Ruff's head onto the Incredible Hulk's body the fastest? Best nickname for Matt Ellis? Who can create a new Tim Connolly is always hurt joke? and the like.

We'll be at Casa di Pizza at the corner of Elmwood and Hodge for pizza and beverages. Fun shall be had by all. For those who like "specificity" the official address is 477 Elmwood Ave in Buffalo.

I'm afraid the game might be awful if the pre-season game was any indication so this way we can be distracted by pizza, alcohol and conversation if the game is too painful to endure. If by some miracle we win, think of all the jubliant celebration of overly-invested and slightly intoxicated sports bloggers.

Hope to see y'all there!


  1. Clearly I wish I lived in Buffalo so I could come to the shindig! I hope you have a great time!


  2. AHHHHH So excited!! What time are you girls heading over there?

  3. MAN! I need to move to Buff... grrr.

  4. My sister is funny.

  5. Fisher's timing for going back to school likes to ruin my life evidently. Have tons of fun!


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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