by Anne
Look. I don't think this is the proper place to do this but since you won't return my calls or anything I have to break up with you this way. I'm sorry but here's what I have to say:
Dear Buffalo Sabres,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey outside your office and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your Ford sucks. I'm returning your car and the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.
With Tears of Sadness,
Anne*
There. I'm glad I got that off my chest.
I sold popcorn to Mylous Hairston tonight. He has really nice shoes.
*its a facebook mad lib thing, people
Look. I don't think this is the proper place to do this but since you won't return my calls or anything I have to break up with you this way. I'm sorry but here's what I have to say:
Dear Buffalo Sabres,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey outside your office and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your Ford sucks. I'm returning your car and the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.
With Tears of Sadness,
Anne*
There. I'm glad I got that off my chest.
I sold popcorn to Mylous Hairston tonight. He has really nice shoes.
*its a facebook mad lib thing, people
See, now, I was going to write a stay-in-the-relationship-or-break-up-ultimatum letter today, but I think you nailed it on the head. =]
ReplyDeleteAlso, the approaching trade deadline is killing me.