Sunday, February 15, 2009

A Few Things I Hope Happen Tonight

by Anne

I hope:

  • Nathan Gerbe scores a goal
  • I don't get super tired and crankypants
  • the Sabres win
  • the Hurricanes get confused about the start time and don't show up
  • my jersey counting will be effective tonight
  • the dude who always tries to flirt with me isn't there
  • Goose is back soon
  • Rivs keeps being totally B-A
  • Danny Paille scores
  • the Caps win
  • the Canucks win
  • Big Bear scores
  • Thomas Vanek has the worlds fastest healing jaw
  • Someone does something like this to a 'Cane:



  1. Lindy said the Goose may be ready to return when the Sabres play Philly on Thursday!

  2. Ohh I hope Gerbe scores a goal too! We're missing his production here at BC.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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