Monday, February 23, 2009

How Ryan Miller Is Filling His Time

by Anne

It would appear Ryan Miller is turning into a Stormtrooper from the left ankle up:

On the right: snappy Converse All-Stars
On the left: the footwear of the personal army of Emperor Palpatine*

How long until we have this in net?:

Go ahead.
Shoot the puck.

* I realized when starting this post I knew absolutely nothing about Stormtroopers past the basic knowledge of their existence, now I know two things. oh. snap.


  1. You're really cute. Also, I love, love, love that Ryan wears Chucks. You know who else wears Chucks? Big Bear. Yeahhhh, that's right.

  2. Sadly the brace doesn't match his sense of style...


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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