Sunday, February 8, 2009


by Anne

Can't. Breathe. Why NOW?!!?! :( Vanek out 3-4 weeks with a fractured jaw :( :(


  1. thats the same reaction that i had :[

  2. I have tears in my eyes right now. ):
    Thoooooooooomaaaaaasssss. *insert broken heart*

  3. First thing I thought when I saw that text was 'we're screwed big time'.

  4. As soon as I read that text I gasped really loudly and my mom "thought something was really wrong" [then rolled her eyes when she found out why I gasped]. My dad's response on the other hand was a loud "OH CRAP."

    I cried a little.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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