Monday, February 2, 2009

Suspension City

by Anne

Denis "Sucker Punch" Gauthier has been suspended for five games for his hit in Josh Georges in the Kings/Habs game on Saturday.

Tyler Kennedy has been suspended for one game for instigating a fight with Luke Schenn for hitting Malkin. Kennedy was on the bench when the hit happened and the fight occurred during a line change during a stoppage in play, before play had resumed. That's a no-no.

Apparently a beating at this man's hands was not enough

1 comment:

  1. I love Tyler Kennedy, but at the hands of Luke Schenn? Daaang, I'll have to go with Luke Schenn. Mad fine, he is.


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  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
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  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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