by Anne
Buffalo.com Spotted is where I found these two gems:
Drew Stafford knows how to have a good time
Oh Sissy.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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The Stafford photo is killing me (in a good way).
ReplyDeleteI just realized I know the girl with the dark hair in the Spacek picture. Weird (not her, the fact that I know her)
ReplyDeleteThat headpiece suits Drew so well.
ReplyDeleteJaro is looking snazzy with the ladies.
Drew was hilarious...and Spacho was pounding down those beers like a real man.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! Those pictures are tremendous! Does Google Analytics cost more? I wanna find out where my peeps are creeping me from!
ReplyDeleteThe Stafford photo is killing me (in a good way).
ReplyDeleteIts so easy to love him these days, haha.
That headpiece suits Drew so well.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the poor unsuspecting flapper he stole it from?
Jaro is looking snazzy with the ladies.
You can rest assured that if I had the $$ and didn't have class in the morning I would've been drunk as a skunk stalking my beloved Sissy.
Drew was hilarious...and Spacho was pounding down those beers like a real man.
ReplyDeleteBecause he IS a real man. He totally looks like he eats shoe leather and could rope a steer with his bare hands, all the while swilling alcohol and wooing the ladies with his broken guttural english.
HAHAHAHA! Those pictures are tremendous! Does Google Analytics cost more? I wanna find out where my peeps are creeping me from!
ReplyDeleteanalytics is free. you just have to go to the site and set it up to get the code. its such a good time.
I just realized I know the girl with the dark hair in the Spacek picture. Weird (not her, the fact that I know her)
ReplyDeleteshe actually looks really familiar to me but I don't know who she is. I'm pretty sure i've never met her but like maybe she's a friend of a friend or like one of my friend's exes?