Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Birthday Wishes

by Anne


Today is our dear S(h)ara's birthday. Like Thomas Vanek, dear S(h)ara is now a quarter of a century in age.

Congratulations on surviving this far into adulthood, dearest. Leave her birthday wishes in the comments section. She accepts gifts of all kinds and any she declines you can give to me.

I think we all agree a Sabres win would be the best gift of all.

Happy Birthday!!!

I uploaded a picture of baked the same cake for Thomas Vanek

5 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday, S(h)ara!! Hope you enjoy the cake Anne "baked" for you!

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  2. Happy Birthday, Love!! (This is the third time I've said it now.) Also, Anne, before I even saw the caption, I was all like, "I've seen this cake before!" Ahaha.

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  3. Happy birthday, S(h)ara! :D I hope that you have a fantastic day!

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  4. Happy birthday, S(h)ara! I'd like to think the Sabres could get a win for you...
    ...but I've been rooting for them for long enough to know that doesn't happen.
    Hope your day is great anyway!

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  5. Thanks guys! Anne and I are watching the game right now. We are not amused.

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny


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