by Anne
I'm hijacking the internet at my uncle's house. Yessss!
To recap the weekend in pictures:
Yay! We won 6-2!
Let's Go Pens!
Coach Q: I will shoot mustache lasers of death at that "Babcock" fellow
Ladder: Yo eff this I'm not going back out there.
Steeger: Is that
really the score?
Buff: I'm re-evaluating my entire life...
Tazer: This is just the most horrifying thing I've ever seen.
Sad times for Chicago, but it reminds me so, so much of Detroit v Pittsburgh last year; young/old; experienced/inexperienced, etc. Young captain, on top of the world, the sweetheart team of the year, superstars and workhorses, a super young core of players, etc. etc.
The outcome's looking to be the same :/
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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If it does turn out to be Pens/Red Wings again in the Finals, then I certainly hope it has a different outcome than last year.
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