Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Ryan Miller, What a Guy.

by Anne


Ryan Miller updated his blog to let us all know of his past and current locations since the season ended. He's in Michigan right now, for those who might be thinking of stalking him in Buffalo. Also, he's not on Facebook or MySpace and, clearly, not on Twitter. Also, he seeks his best hockey advice in Wegman's, FYI.

Ummm, let's seeeee. The last few times I went to Wegman's I did not see any Sabres, so I was not passing on any of my witty comments to Ryan Miller, such as:

"The next time you see Harry Neale, trip him."

"When you're in net, and Phil Kessel is coming in on a breakaway or a penalty shot or the shootout, I think the best way to stop him is to full-body tackle him."

"I don't really like the new helmet you debuted at the end of the season."

"Your brother is already married and may or may not have a baby, I'm not sure, you'd know better than I, he's also already won the Stanley Cup. How does it feel to know that your baby brother has accomplished so much more than you have?"

Ummm, maybe that last question is a little too pointed.

"I will gladly provide care for a puppy when you're on the road. You can pay me in tickets and high-fives. Also, record the greeting on my voicemail. That is all the payment I require."

That's all I have so far.


Rock on, sir.

3 comments:

  1. "Your brother is already married and may or may not have a baby, I'm not sure, you'd know better than I, he's also already won the Stanley Cup. How does it feel to know that your baby brother has accomplished so much more than you have?"I fear for the wonky, crazed death stare you would receive if you asked that question.

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  2. I am with Caroline on that one! WHOOO. You should follow that with a batting eyelashes and a just kidding blow kisses and offer him a beer.

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  3. I agree with Caroline. You would get a death stare complete with wonky eyebrow raise if you asked that question about his brother.

    On the other hand, how could he turn down the puppy sitting offer?

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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