Ryan Miller updated his blog to let us all know of his past and current locations since the season ended. He's in Michigan right now, for those who might be thinking of stalking him in Buffalo. Also, he's not on Facebook or MySpace and, clearly, not on Twitter. Also, he seeks his best hockey advice in Wegman's, FYI.
Ummm, let's seeeee. The last few times I went to Wegman's I did not see any Sabres, so I was not passing on any of my witty comments to Ryan Miller, such as:
"The next time you see Harry Neale, trip him."
"When you're in net, and Phil Kessel is coming in on a breakaway or a penalty shot or the shootout, I think the best way to stop him is to full-body tackle him."
"I don't really like the new helmet you debuted at the end of the season."
"Your brother is already married and may or may not have a baby, I'm not sure, you'd know better than I, he's also already won the Stanley Cup. How does it feel to know that your baby brother has accomplished so much more than you have?"
Ummm, maybe that last question is a little too pointed.
"I will gladly provide care for a puppy when you're on the road. You can pay me in tickets and high-fives. Also, record the greeting on my voicemail. That is all the payment I require."
That's all I have so far.