Friday, July 17, 2009

Happy Birthday, Ryan Miller!

by Anne

Today Buffalo's beloved netminder turns 29 years old!



Tasty school pride

In honor of the occasion and the (almost) one year anniversary of signing your now-in-effect contract extension, I baked you a cake in honor of your alma mater, Michigan State.

Happy Birthday, Ryan!

4 comments:

  1. Mmmn, that cake looks absolutely delicious.

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  2. YAY! Awesome cake! Happy Birthday Ryan! *cheers*

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  3. That cake is full of Sparty goodness.

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  4. Laura and Ryan Miller have the same birthday. I wonder if she knows that.

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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