Thursday, July 9, 2009

Happy Day!

by Anne

Thoughts on development camp later.

There are more pressing and exciting things to discuss!!

Matt Ellis
The Sabres have signed my beloved Matt Ellis to a one-year contract!!!


I really love Matty's work ethic, his nose to the grindstone style and his often timely and unexpected goal production. Happy things!! One out of two requests for our UFAs isn't so bad.


Hey, now we have twelve forwards on the roster!

Also in other happy funtimes news:

The Penguins have signed Jay McKee to a one year contract! *confetti!*

ETA: Apparently its not officially a signing. Its just an offer. Sigh.

ETAA: Now its official!!

If we can't have Keezer back in Buffalo, I'm happy he's back on one of my favorite teams.


That's a little better.

Although, in not such happy news, Big Czech Al signed with the Rangers . :/



So far its been a pretty grand day. Development camp was fun. One more day, then I'm sure I'll offer some completely BRILLIANT insights on the week's events.



  1. I was so happy about Matty staying. I love his grrrrit!

  2. Ahaha, I love that Blingee of Ellis. Perfect! (He should totally grow a mustache like that for the season.)

    I'm glad McKee signed with the Penguins. As you said yourself, I'm glad he's back on one of my favorite teams. (:


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