Monday, August 10, 2009

Idiot.

by Anne

What a friggin' idiot.

Thanks, Kaner, for bringing Buffalo some press. Too bad all anyone will remember about you this off-season is your douchebaggery, not whatever good you were planning on doing in your hometown. Great job.

I'm so proud.

5 comments:

  1. While I don't condone what happened, I feel you may be feeling less harsh after everything is said and done. Even per the cabbies attorney, this is blown way out of proportion. Just saying.

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  2. To his erm... credit, Citizen Kane has been given a lot of money and responsibility at 20. Not everyone is as squeaky clean as Sidney Crosby.

    That being said: He beat up a cabbie over 20 CENTS?! Holy crap. That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I seriously, seriously, hope he's learned something for this.

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  3. Until I hear his side of the story, I find him a complete moron for what he did. Also, he was on Chippewa. Underage drinking much? I don't care if you're from Buffalo, that is just pure idiocy through and through.

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  4. Dan: I know its been blown out of proportion, but I'm sure there are innumerable ways this could've ended without anyone being arrested.

    Molly: True dat.

    Shelby: Alcohol is not a friend to the under-age pro athlete with a sense of ownership over an entire city.

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  5. Yeah, I understand Maloy.

    And regarding the alcohol point, didn't they do sobriety tests on both and they both came back as sober? Just sayin.

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