Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Ryan Miller: Blingee'd

by Anne

For the amusement of Alix, who is drunk on the joy* of Luongo's massive 12 year contract signing, I have blingee'd our very own netminder.

Ryan Miller
Ryan Miller: He's so hot right now

*Actually, Alix appears to be drunk on her newly created beverage "Roberto" which is described as follows in a recent Tweet: Apple rum, lime cordial, soda water, gin, and a tiny bit of vanilla syrup. Sounds like the beverage of champions.


  1. Every time I hear Super Star... I think of Molly Shannon and her school girl act from SNL. I wonder if Miller sticks his hands in his arm pits and smells them... hehehe.

  2. Zanggggg baby boy check out all that bling. Blingee is amazing.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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