Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Happy Birthday, Chris Butler!

by Anne

Today our dearly beloved Sir Christopher turns twenty-three years of age.

I baked you this cake.

It's of Sir Christopher doing various chivalrous deeds: Making peace with his enemies, slaying dragons, protecting the fortress, you know, all in a day's work for our beloved blueliner.

Happy Birthday!


  1. Your picture is better than the Blingee I made really fast for Chris, haha.

    Happy birthday, Sir Christopher! *bows*

  2. Whoa. Nice cake, Anne, nice cake. I especially love that the logo slapped across the front of that cake is totally ripping off your creation!

  3. No Shelby, Blingee's are always awesome.

    Dani- those rat FINKS stole my idea...they shall pay! Christopher will defend my honor and my cake!!


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

Disclaimer, yo.

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We have nothing to do with the Buffalo Sabres, the National Hockey League or the actual "Sabretooth's House" located in HSBC Arena, we're just borrowing the name. If anyone is offended by anything we've written, get over it, it's a personal blog, not an accredited news source.

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