by Anne
Oh Little Foot. We've had our ups and downs over the years: I loved you, I hated you, you creepily remind me of a dude I went to high school with, then I loved you again, then you were obnoxious..it's a vicious cycle. Now the wheel of affection is stopped on "love," but give it time, your maddeningly frustrating goal droughts and penchant for ignoring mild concussion symptoms will, I'm sure, drive me away again.
Regardless! Today is Drew Stafford's 24th birthday! They're hosting the Maple Leafs, the worst team in the NHL, tonight. I'm sorry to say that because of these factors, we will undoubtedly lose tonight. Alack and fie.
I baked you these totally badass cupcakes
Rock on.
Happy Birthday, Drew!
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
Disclaimer, yo.
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We have nothing to do with the Buffalo Sabres, the National Hockey League or the actual "Sabretooth's House" located in HSBC Arena, we're just borrowing the name. If anyone is offended by anything we've written, get over it, it's a personal blog, not an accredited news source.
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Those cookies are AWESOME! They fit Drew wonderfully.
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