A blog about the Buffalo Sabres

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Bye STH!

by Anne

Well, here is the final post in Sabretooth's House.

The madcap hilarity will continue on over at Queen City Sabres Blog. Join me, won't you?


Come on over!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Schenner in a Kings uniform

by Anne

While I attempt to digest dinner, I just need to toss out this exciting bit of information:

Tonight, 2009 1st round draft pick Brayden Schenn will be making his debut for the Los Angeles Kings.

He signed a one-day amateur contract but can sign an entry level deal and stick around for a few more games if need be.

I was contemplating falling asleep before tonight's game but now that Greener is on a goal-scoring streak... ok, maybe the start of one.... ok I know... and Baby Schenner is going to play in his first game, I'll try to stay awake.

Sidenote: I didn't know that teams could do that with the one day contract thingy.

Happy Thanksgiving!
I know you're Canadian, but wooo!
I'm sure Luke is pumped as well.

Happy Thanksgiving!

by Anne

Hey y'all. I'm ridiculously tired from the good times last night, so here's a list.

Things I'm thankful for:
  • The Buffalo Sabres, even if they can't score a goal to save their mother-effing lives.
  • The Los Angeles Kings, who won last night 3-1 over Edmonton
  • David Backes deciding to be David Backes last night and having an awesome night for my fantasy team. 1G, 1A +2, 10 FOW, 6 SOG, 2 Hits, 1 blocked shot. :)
  • My girlfriends and guy friends who I went out with last night because I had a totally awesome drunk time.
  • Matt Greene scoring his first of the season, the game-winner, on the road against his old team. I wish he'd waited until I was watching, but I'll take it.

  • All that usual stuff like family and friends. I have both in abundance and it's fantastic
  • The refs for ejecting Ovechkin for his hit on Patty. Not because I thought he really deserved it, but because maybe they're going to do something about hits to the head/from behind now. Maybe. They're really touchy about Ovechkin v. the Sabres, huh?
  • This quote:
"For a guy like me, who scores once a year, to say that I was picking my spots, is way more than an overstatement.”

Excuse me Greener, you scored TWICE last year...
  • And lastly, for all you people who read this blog and will read the new one (that starts being the only updated blog tomorrow. I hope your team wins, your favorites play well, your families are healthy and happy and you have all that you need in life.
  • Happy Thanksgiving!!


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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