Saturday, January 19, 2008


By Anne

I can't wait to write about tonight's game when I'm sober. I got a little drunk to celebrate, but wa-hoo!!!!!!!!! My love for Drew Stafford was already unending, but for real Drew? My heart will just have to keep growing to accommodate my constantly increasing love for you. If I were ever to meet you, I'm not sure what I would do, I wouldn't be creepy, but you were already my favorite Sabre, its just unkind to shut down your fellow teammates like that.

Danny Paille----I mean Pie-YAY! In my heart, you and Roysie BOTH scored that goal. So Roysie gets his hay trick and you get two goals WOOOOOO!!!

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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