Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Game 57: Toronto at Boofalo

by Anne

What a game.

I can't handle games like that. It's just not fair. Dammit! I was so pumped by the post game excitement that I missed the first 20 minutes of Project Runway. Thanks a lot, Sabres! Just kidding! I watched the encore broadcast that immediately followed the original broadcast.

That game was kee-razy. There was some BITCHIN' goaltending on both ends of the ice. Toskala had a great game, but the skaters in front of him couldn't find the back of the net. We in Buffalo know how those games feel. But not lately!

Could there be a doubt as to #1?

Ryan. Freakin'. Miller. Have my babies? I freakin' love you ,Millsey. You've always been my "well, duh." secret favorite player. But I feel like its too obvious to love you most, its basically a given. Everyone loves Ryan Miller, you have to. How can you possibly not? He's totally tank-ass. Please accept yet another Golden BAMF award for playing 60 stupendously solid minutes of hockey tonight. We all know how fond you are of playing a solid 58 minutes and then checking out and writing your journal entry for the night roundabout the 18:00 mark of the 3rd. Woooo!

For your crazy-ass bursts of crazy-ass saves

IF YOU'RE OUT AND ABOUT GIVE A HONK FOR THE GOOSE! In our only 2 victories over the Maple Leafs this season who has scored BOTH game winning goals? The GOOSE. You haven't scored too many goals this season, but thats not what you're all about. You come through in a pinch. Reed's Jewelers didn't seem to think so, but they're stupid.

Rake up those "Leafs" Goose!

Look at that face! You snap that 9 game point drought! HONK!
For scurrying around like a crazy little squirrel after a nut and feeding the Goose to bury home this goal, I pass along our 3rd place BAMF award to Mr. Daniel Pie-YAY!

Sometimes you feel like a nut

In other NHL news, Millsey was first star. Wait, that's not other news? I just felt like saying it. Woooo!

I'll give props to Toskala as well, he played an excellent game, stopping 25 of 26 shots ain't too shabby.

Fo' serious though, Kaner scored a goal last night in Chicago's 7-2 win over Columbus. Woooo!

That Saucy Minx reached the "30 wins in a season" milestone he's so dreadfully fond of. Well done, Martin, well done.


  1. I wanted to hug Danny Paille after Goose's goal. That was awesome! He was all over the place!

  2. I know and when Robey was trying to make a point about something Antropov did they kept accidentally showing pie-YAY moving the puck around behind the net. It was both annoying for Robey and awesome for Danny pie-YAY fans


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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